Leon And The Spitting Image

Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. It`s about an evil icemaker. It`s about glass eyeballs and human catapults. It`s about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair.But mostly it`s about Leon Zeisel and his epic quest to survive fourth grade. What`s stopping him? Two things. First, there`s Miss Cronheim. She`s a supernaturally strict teacher with ears that resemble giant rotting mushrooms. And then there`s Leon`s archenemy, Lumpkin the Pumpkin, a human tank with a deadly dodgeball throw known to all as the Sidewinder.Luckily, Leon has two friends, Lily-Matisse and P.W., who will stand by him no matter what -- even if his magical, mysterious plans for rescue and revenge involve . . . SPIT! Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.